This is just entrepreneurship lessons, but I feel like they could also be applied to any other area of life. They're very universal, I would say. The first lesson I learned from starting a business is: There will always be obstacles. There's always going to be a challenge. There are always opportunities for you to get stuck. But the lesson here is
lesson 1
A husband goes to the shower while his wife finishes washing. the doorbell is ringing. The wife quickly wrapped herself in a towel and ran to open it. The neighbor at the door is Bob. Just looking at him, Bob says: "If you take off the towel I will give you $ 1000." After thinking for a few seconds, the woman does so and stands naked in front of Bob. Bob gives him $ 1000 and leaves. The wife puts the towel back and returns to the bathroom. "who was that?" - Husband asks. , "Bob," the wife replies. "Well," says the husband, "he didn't say anything about the $ 1000 I gave you?"
Moral of the story:
Share information on the debt issued with shareholders, otherwise you may be in an unpleasant situation.
lesson 2
The priest invites the nun to raise him. Once in the car, he throws his leg over his leg, so that the thigh is exposed. The priest could hardly survive the accident. Aligning the car, he secretly places his hand on her leg. The nun says: "Father, do you remember Psalm 129?" The priest removes his hand. But, changing gears, he again put his hands on his leg. The nun repeats: "Father, do you remember Psalm 129?" The priest apologizes: "Sorry, sister, but the flesh is weak." Upon reaching the monastery, the nun sits down heavily. Upon arriving at the church, the priest finds Psalm 129. It says: "Go and see, you will go find happiness above."
Moral of the story:
If you do not know your job well, many development opportunities will pass through you.
Lesson 3
The sales representative, secretary, and manager go to dinner and find an antique lamp. They rub her and Jin emerges from her. He says: "I will fulfill each of you one wish." "I am first, I am first, I am first," The secretary says. "I want to live in the Bahamas, on a boat, and think nothing." Psych! He is disappearing. "Now, I know," the sales rep says. "I want to live in Hawaii, relax on the beach, massage, endless supplies of pina colada, and the love of my life." Push it! He is disappearing. "Now it's your turn," Jean tells the manager. "I want them both to return to the office after lunch."
Moral of the story:
Always let your boss speak first.
Lesson 4
Was an eagle sitting on a tree, resting, and doing nothing? The little rabbit looked at the eagle and asked: "Can I sit like you, and do nothing?" "Of course, why not," he replied. The rabbit sat under a tree and began to rest. Suddenly a fox appears, catches a rabbit, and devours it.
Moral of the story:
To sit and do nothing, you must sit very, very high.
Lesson 5
The turkey talked to the bull. "My dream is to climb the treetop," he said, "but I have very little strength." "Why don't you drink my heart?" "It contains a lot of nutrients," Bell said. There was a herd of turkey litter, and this gave him enough strength to climb the lower branch of the tree. The next day, after eating more, she arrived at another branch. Finally, on the fourth day, the turkey proudly sat atop a tree. There, a farmer saw him and shot him with a gun.
Moral of the story:
Nonsense manipulations can help you climb to the top, but they won't put you there.
Lesson 6
In winter, a small bird flew south. It was so cold that it froze and fell to the ground in a large field. When she lay there, the cow passed by her and started barking. Lying in a cow's cake, the bird suddenly realized how hot it was for him. Cow shit brought him back to life! The bird suddenly felt so good that she sang it to express her happiness. Hearing the singing, a cat passing by decided to find out what the matter was. After the sound source, the cat found a bird, dug it, and ate it.
the moral of the story:
1) Everyone who has not blamed you, your enemy.2) Everyone who gets you out of the dirt is not your friend.3) When you feel good and warm, it is better to keep your mouth shut.
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